Friday, August 22

To my family and friends, if I die ...

Please, please, please do NOT do this to me. Just cremate me and put my ashes in a little box. You guys can all look at that and realize how awesome I am. Then you can take my remains out and sprinkle them somewhere badass, like Turner Field.

This is greatly appreciated.



mary said...

hahaha what the fuck?

Terminal Cases said...

Donating body to Science, all the way.